venemous voice

wow, i haven't blogged a while now. The last i left this blog was right after singapore, last weekish.

Well, both too many and too few are the reasons for how unupdated this place has got. Gotten. I dunno, grammar nerds, help me out.

Okay. I vaguely remember the night before singapore, so forget about that. Besides, this isn't a diary(really it's not) and i'm not legally obliged to tell you anything. Bugger off umno.

Oh my fjord, i can barely remember anything. This whole week has been one of those weeks where you wish you had written something down or taken a picture. I did have some pretty messed up dreams though.

I managed to jot down notes on my phone for the really weird ones. One of them was playing a tool concert as a keyboardist.
1)i dont play a keyboard
2)tool doesnt use keyboards.

Another one was about julian getting a heart attack after lifting weights. Sorry julz. Dont worry, i was really sad when it happened (in the dream world), but then i realized, hey, free Swift!

Zombieland was not too bad. Was expecting slap stick comedy. But it was l4d type comedy. And left 4 dead IS kinda funny sometimes.

For example;
Francis(the redneck biker) keeps going on and on about how he hates the water, trains, ayn rand, trees, etc.
In one level he says hey watch out for that steam pipe
then one of the survivors says, man, i love Steam. Then francis finally(after hating everything else) says yeah, Steam's alright i guess.

Steam is the game developer's online platform.
notsolol.
I know the moment you explain a joke, the magic is gone.

Exactly, it's just like magic. Keep em fooled and people will be amused. Cool, more bullshite pseudo logic.

paintball on um... Sunday was awfsome. Its not a typo.

My whole body is broken from all that running. Still managed to frive halfway to kl though. Thank fjord i'm deathproof


lol, blog to you later. I've only got this tiny phone qwerty keyboard to post with.