I'm done with Borderlands. It's seriously one of those impossible to describe games. It's in between fun and good, but never an extreme of either one. There's plenty of awesomeness watching heads pop, enemies screaming and melting away comically(death by acid), etc. But without multiplayer, half the fun is lost.
The title of this post is something said by one of the enemies in Borderlands. The psycho. Imagine a half naked guy with an axe laughing to himself saying "time to play!".
Company of Heroes fans(yes, all three of you), click this link.
http://www.easternfront.org/
A group of very cool modders have got together to create(brace yourselves) a Russian faction for Company of Heroes.
There's a video that showcases Russian tanks in action. Pause at 0:48+(I think) and check out the KV-2. The same exact one I just made a model of!
The T-34 also has this awesome ability to transport troops. Just like in Call of Duty World at War(you guys prolly didn't play that one). It's pretty amazing that random people are putting more effort into this than Relic Entertainment themselves.
Lamb of God is coming to Singapore! Yay! Now I just need to get permission, S$95, and a day off in the month of April and I can finally go see something awesome. I personally find the music combination I listen to pretty weird. Maybe even pretentious from the outside. I don't think I'm a genuine metal head, but metal isn't a music phase. Sure, some months I like things like RHCP or CCR, but other months it's Dream Theater or Lamb of God or Metallica or someshit. But I generally don't like listening to the same mood of music all the time. Or even the same genre for too long. After a while I usually pop in a song from some random artist or band. Why am I even telling you guys this?
The scariest moment in a song ever is 9 minutes and 24 seconds into Tool's Third Eye.
Because around that time, the only thing going through my head is "this song should end soon". Then outta nowhere. Bang. everything goes loud screaming "PRYING OPEN MY THIRD EYE". Scares the hell outta me. I mean, it's only a song by Tool's standards. Otherwise people would prolly just call it noise. But those people are idiots who think Britney Spears is a musician. She's not. She's an advertisement.
MTV is to the music industry what McDonald's is to the food industry. (You may quote me on that line. )
Sure, what they both sell feels almost exactly like the real thing, but after awhile you realize that, however unavoidable they both have becomes, they have reduced art and food(respectively) to what sells and what doesn't. Prime examples of the damage unrestrained capitalism can do.
Speaking of McDonald's, I was in Singapore today and was forced to break my streak of not eating McDonald's because there wasn't anything else to eat at the time. At least the Singaporean McDonald's has chili sauce with an actual soul.
This next picture is symbolic.
The sky represents power, limitless, ultimate power being seemingly impossible to reach.
Height represents domination, the closer to the sky, the more powerful you are.
The tree represents nature.
The buildings represent man.
Man vs nature, Man wins, even though there's a fellow man trying his best right next to them.
This photo is bullshit.
My internal compass was messed up. Blame Zeke, Jack and Gurdave for that. In Singapore, I stopped at the wrong MRT station. Twice. Which wasted 2 hours and S$6.
When we ended up in City Hall, there was only a couple hours left to mess around and that's what he did. Cannae believe I passed buying a new tank. Seriously, I could have used a new tank. And not just any tank, it was a Churchill AVRE. It looks so good.
(this is the same exact box set I was about to buy)
Ok fine, it's not the coolest looking tank. But
1)it's British
2)look at the detailing on the sides, would have been so awesome assembling this one
3)This brand came with high detailed metal etched parts.
4)It was going for 30 sing dollars, which is cheap for a quality model like this(this brand is typically 40 - 90 sing dollars)
There was also this church or something(I really dunno what it was) that confused me.
Church of Holy Infant Jebus Moron Eat Shit. Jebus is Jesus' brother.
That's all I could come up with. I mean, it's a bloody church with bars and stuff.
On that note, time for my weekly religion-related quip-thing.
You see, personally(and I think this should apply universally as well), a museum should contain artifacts. You know, what people usually refer to as historical evidence.
So, the Creationist Museum in Godgivesashit, USA, should, in my opinion, look something like this.
Let's face it. There was only one Christian, and he died on the cross. If the whole crucifiction(Lol, i jk) happened in India, they would have cremated his body. The resurrection would have just been ashes in the wind.
What the hell kind of museum has actual figures of dinosaurs with SADDLES on their backs. Just because you really want badly for the world to be less than 10,000 years old, doesn't make it true. If anyone who believes in that crap is reading this(and by crap I mean that humans and dinosaurs lived around the same time and that the earth was made specifically for humans, which is the basic theme of the museum), please leave a comment that justifies your beliefs. It's revolting.
Ok, I'm done with my rant. You may open your eyes now.
But keep your noses closed for this next picture.
Those are my socks. With holes in em(eventually, most of my socks get holy, I keep my first toenail like a raptor). These ones were brand new, but after a full day of walking, they were destroyed.
Walking back to the bus stop was shit. My GPS lost its satellite signal every 5 minutes so I had to navigate by clouds. Apparently, this method is not advised.
That's why.
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