It took so long to remember just what happened.

Everytime I prepare for a finale, something new begins.

Just to remind you all, the length of this post has nothing to do with anything. Before I get to the content,

PAINTBALL!

HURTS!

But I still think it's the most fun thing to do with 60 bucks. Other than booze.

Games first since I've been itching to get my xbox's problem rectified for over a month.

In point form;

- my xbox had a problem
-it turned out to be a factory defect
-i had to churn out(or spew up) 240 bucks to get something that ought to have been covered by the warranty
-well, technically my mom had to spew it up, but that was my holiday's spending money gone =(
-anyway, now the xbox works and I can play assassin's creed 2 without a hitch!
-Assassins creed 2 has soooo much content and is just as much an eye opener as the first.
-They even made 3 short films that can be viewed on youtube. I watched the making of those short films and holy shit!


They use the same exact mouse as I do for editing!

-Also, The Saboteur is out. I wouldn't bother getting that one. I tried it out. Assassin's creed 2 is way better. Heck, try Borderlands before you try Saboteur. Not to say Saboteur isn't very good, it just has a really bad first impression.

And when I was in KL, I managed to reenact a scene from the old Bioshock trailer with my brand new cousin Wikus. His name is Wikus, like in District 9, he just doesn't know it yet.




Well, not reenact, more like continue where the trailer ends.



I had to hang out with some balloons in kl. Really.

Artsy balloons.



Lynched balloons.


And braless balloons.

I think the balloon company should really reconsider this design. It was supposed to be a heart shaped balloon, but it looked like that from the top.



Oh, yeah, at the balloon party, there was 20 boxes of pizza.


20.

COUNT 'EM and weep.

I have proof of evolution. KL people are more resistant to heat than regular people. Global warming must seem like just an extended summer.

I saw this packet of cereal in Carrefour and thought it was a joke because it looked like a misspelled version of Cholera Cereal that I always have for breakfast.



But then I wiki-ed chlorella. It's a fungi-like thing. That's worse than Cholera. I'd much rather stick to Cholera-cereal than eat fungus.

Cholera is disgusting. Anal leakage. Enough said.

This next picture is really blurry.

It's actually a sign board saying "University Sains Islam Malaysia".
Another believer; another casualty!

Science. Question Everything.
Islam. Question Nothing.

Enough of this BULLSHIT. You cannot have religious science, just like you can't have tyrannical communism. It's almost oxymoronical. Here's why(the simple explanations and key words are in green, I hate big words)

When you do science, you don't dissect, then reflect. As in, it's silly to say this part of science reminds me of a fairy tale I was told over and over again. That's not science. That's plain STUPID.

I have seen tonnes of pictures on the internet about how man is made of clay can be explained by what the embryo looks like. Which is just STUPID. Honestly.

I understand if you take religious teachings metaphorically; there are lessons worth learning, common wisdom, stories of human nature, an' thing.

But if you literally think the world was made in a week, that Adam and Eve were the first two human beings on Earth and a TALKING SNAKE(DID SNAKES BEGIN TO FORGET HOW TO TALK or was it just satan inside. In which case, I think Eve's real response would be "Oh my God! A talking snake!", and upon hearing God's name; it must have been easy back then, with only 2 humans to listen to, God rushed to scene and got the snake to shut up.) you really need to hang out with a different bunch of people. Because the people you hang out with now are just reinforcing each other(I'm pretty sure everyone who talks other believers have subconsciousness' that sound like this,"hey, you guys believe in this shit, and so do I! This must mean it's true." ) of a truth that isn't. I personally believe it's important to not agree in discussions, especially when it comes to belief.

Sorry Gurdave, but that's part of the reason why I'm more reclusive than you when it comes to this sort of thing.

I don't like telling other atheists about how silly God is. I have only a handful of free-thinking friends. These people aren't easy to debate with, they're all more fact filled than me and do more reading than myself. If I had only one advantage, it would be my hatred of losing. Whenever there is a risk of not being numero uno, I either act like I don't care or pretend to lose. Maybe we're all the same. This topic is sickening. It doesn't belong here.

I wanted to talk about something else. I wanted to talk about my year. 2009. One heluva year.

And I really mean MY year. Yours may have been dull and different.

I can safely say more has happened this year than all of the 17 years of my life put together.

This year has been the fastest moving yet.

As fast as this year has moved, it's still possible to capture every month and dissect it like an entire year.

Maybe because in the past years were counted by looking at what form you were in.

For example, form 1,2,3,4,5 all had different feels, and felt like different, inseparable chapters.

But this year, felt like 2009, part 1, part 2, part 3, etc.

Each part of the year had a distinctive feel to it.


January was adrenaline and pride.

February was depression and awkwardness.

March was a distraction and OMG PUPPIES!

April was indifference and entertainment.

May was adventure and carelessness.

June was boredom and tanks!

July was a lot of hardwork and a new beginning.

August was a waste of money and was lonely.

September was a refresher and a little fun.

October was a denial and fear.

November was an addiction and a low point.

December has, so far, been acceptance and regret.

Not in an emo way. Jeezes H. Cristo. There's nothing sad about any of this! I accept that I'm not exactly as fast, smart, brave, communistic, as I want to be. And I almost give up. Except, that would have been a waste of a good year's worth of character development! AND COMMUNISTS HATE WASTAGE!

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