Wow, I must be the only 17 year old still online. When SPM is less than 6000 minutes away.
And all I can think about is how weird it is that the PC comes with the most basic,
useless, hard to work calculator as a standard. I think the Mac comes with a better one.
It has to. Otherwise, Mac users got ripped off.
No offense to actual Mac users. I think Apple products are great. But, being Malaysian, I think they're a waste of money. Because I'm dead sure Apple will come out with an expensive but cool new innovation. And Microsoft (or other corporate giants) will just copy the concept and label it something cool like: Creative Zen. Which WAS a better buy than the iPod. Back in the day. But, being Malaysian, I wait for China to mass produce little, pocket sized iPod/Creative Zen- like players which cost half of what an Apple supporter would pay. Then, being Malaysian, I would wait for my brother or father to buy it, get bored of it, and finally pass it down to me.
This cycle takes a full 6 months to complete.
AND, I think Steve Jobs is as much as an ass as Bill Gates.
(never seen that many 'asses' in a sentence)
Oh, and on a semi positive note, Obama got elected.
Although he is a shade lighter, I think I can make an exception when I say:
"Carassable Brown Power!"
yeah!
We won, baby!
Not that it matters that someone OTHER than John McCain won.
I think what MATTERS is an African American won.
Don't say, "oh, not the race sh*it again, I voted cause he made sense..."
Because
1)I did a survey, and it turns out, less than 1 person reads my blog. Which is weird, because, unless that person is actually me, registered as a reader, he's LESS THAN A MAN!
2)You can't vote because you're MALAYSIAN. that means, no matter who wins, UMNO wins.
3)He actually is an African American.
And that actually makes me proud of America.
I always respected America. A little more than Malaysia, even when in doubt.
Because, even though they had to exterminate all those Red(not brown, or carressable for that matter) Indians, and have KKK killing black people, having bombed the wrong country for having 'weapons of mass destruction' which probably got destroyed during the bombing run(aren't bombs weapons of mass destruction??), and having a nitwit for a president for the past 8 years, America Voted.
America voted an African American even though African Americans came, for the most part, from a generation of slaves. Barrack may not have had a slave ancestor, but he is, for being dark skinned, having an African American wife, and African American children, categorized as an African American.
Right now I'm just amazed at how many times I mentioned African American as though to avoid using the word Negro.
The phase of America I'm most proud of, actually, I think, spelt their doom.
1940s.
America got down to Germany and helped kill Germany.
But, in actual fact, the Russians did most of the work.
On that note, I'd like to say I AM a supporter of Russia's side of the story.
I'm talking about the South Osetia invasion thing, if you're lost.
The citizens there are actually testifying that Russian soldiers came in and helped them out.
And the citizens also said it was GEORGIAN troops attacking them.
If you aren't clear on what happened in South Ossetia, let me explain it, otherwise, scroll down to the next paragraph.
In early August, BIG NEWS COMPANIES like CNN, BBC, and FOX news reported that Russian troops were invading a part of Georgia(an eastern European country) called South Ossetia. South Ossetia is a Georgian state, but it's full of people who want to be Russian. The Russians welcome them, but the Georgian government won't let them go. Now, Georgia is a friend to the West. Russia is competition to the West. So, naturally, western media quickly labelled Russia as invaders. Some news companies suddenly reveal footage that revealed it was Georgian troops blowing up their own people. How fu*cked up is that?!?! I think it's really messed up. So, Russians came in two days later, with tanks and BMPs, but were labelled as assholes, when they actually did help the citizens of South Ossetia.
Yeah.
I saw the most ridiculous piece of news today. A truly ridiculous statement from a truly ******** man. I can't say the word, otherwise ISA will be acted out on me faster than an ape who just spotted a banana. Notice I said 'who'. Because I do support the theory of evolution. Only because it makes more sense than being spawned out of thin air. More ridiculous even(is that possible?) is being spawned out of a rib. Or being born and reborn as different animals in a viscous circle of karmic life and death. What does that all mean?!? I promise you, genetics makes 100% more sense than any of those theories. Just makes the effort and wiki it.
Oh yeah, back to the ridiculous statement. I'm not sure how it goes, because I was on the floor laughing my ass off(I'm sure they came up with an abbreviation for this) the moment I read it.
I think it was, "Any race can be PM". I get it. So if America got a black guy in, we should go, hey, we're MALAYSIA, we're better than that! So if John McCain won, it'd be, "Any age can be PM". EmmKay... And if Hilary Clinton won(in another weird dimension), it'd be "ßæèÑåëÞ ăèÂìÜÀÝ".
Why??? Because they speak Martian-Greek in this other weird dimension.
Speaking of Another Dimension, I've just heard that all Dream Theater members have an average IQ of over 135. Which is weird because
1)Another Dimension is a song by Mike Portnoy, and I just so happen to randomly mention it
2)There isn't any reason it should be weird, those guys play the best, the hardest and the impossibly craziest music in the world, I salute you.
Rush, which is a Canadian band with drummer Neil Peart, also plays crazy music, with time signatures that need integration and differentiation to be written in actual numbers, have members who's average IQ is 140!
Also not surprising. They're a little more pop than Dream Theater, which makes them less heavy.
Another weird, out of this world connection I just made:
My 2nd favourite stand up comedian, Robin Williams has an amazingly high IQ.
The man is a comic genius. If there's ever a Lamb of God concert and a Robin Williams show playing in KL at the same time, I will personally march down to hell and castrate Satan for screwing with my life.
In the event I fall asleep and get castrated, I want you all to know Satan does exist.
But if I don't get castrated in my sleep, well, you get it.
I hope putting myself at risk will bring about an answer. In the mean time, I'll be sleeping with one eye open, the lights on, and the door locked.
In case you're wondering, WHY AREN'T YOU SLEEPING? WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED YOUR PC LIKE YOU PROMISED? or anything related, it's because, I actually DID kill my PC. Round of applause please? yeah, I did not touch my PC the whole day, because I ripped off my cables and stuffed them in my moms drawer in her room. Which is the one place I know had the least possibility of me trying to get them again.(what!) But then, just as I was patting myself to sleep, my GF(good friend) Kua reminds me of a favor.
haiz. He deserves it. and this post.
Just kidding.
But seriously.
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