PSA

Brendan: Hello? I can't hear you.
Subhash: I'm on my hands free and in the toilet, so you'd better do the talking for now.

*awkward silence*

Subhash: Brendan, you're not even talking.
Brendan: Shhh, I'm trying to listen to you pee.


That wasn't even the highlight of the conversation. We actually each took turns playing theist.
First I was a fundamentalist, arguing about men's rights. We played this game, because we were tired of saying. "yes, you're right, why are you telling me this again?" Really, having a discussion about things you already know and agree on is very boring. SO, role playing was in order.

Brendan: Why didn't God create as many men as there are women.
Subhash: Because... erm... see... The same reason there are much more chicken than there are human beings. God has given men the responsibility of farming many chickens, just as He has given us the responsibility of keeping many wives.
Brendan: Well, do you know the ratio of sperm whales to human beings?
Subhash: I'm guessing maybe 1 sperm whale to a billion human beings?
Brendan: Where's your explanation there then?
Subhash: er..... Whales aren't for farming.

We eventually switched roles.

I will not post the conversation here for 2 good reasons.

It might spark religious tension. ooooouu. scary.

And I can't remember what we said.

But we eventually agreed that roleplaying religiousness was a dangerous thing.

In other news, Top Gear is funny!
My maid thought I was crazy when she heard me laughing hard for 3 minutes straight.
I was watching the police car challenge.

That is all. You may return to your lives now.