Parody Week : Julz

Remember. The guard's a total bitch, so he's in charge.
Well, here it goes. Round the roller coaster. ALL the way round.
With. A. Vengeance.

Decade old plastic mess. Plastic and cold hard turnips.
That's right, gold and yellow turnips.
We listen and obey. Yet stand in line, led to the slaughter.
All guts and glory, but a slave to sad lettuce leaves.

They said 2009 was a sweaty old bitch that disguised itself as a year.
We were all too thankful that the old bitch was sweaty cause she was running.
Really fast.

I beg to differ, it was a fun year.

Says my liver.

Who are we kidding. This isn't ours. Not even theirs.
Give it back and away. As long as there's time to.
And a surplus.

I hope I got the message across.

It's hard cause this isn't usually my style.

And I have no clue how Julz does this x)

Was that the right smiley?
RIGHT. SMILEY. ?.
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