Parody Week : Gurdave

Why is it that every time I ask a religious person about dinosaurs, they avoid the key issue: that the bible, for all its historical citations, lacks even the slightest acknowledgment of the magnificent cold blooded god-zillas(pardon the pun) that once roamed our earth.


Believing that bible history is factual is lunacy. It's as silly as believing that

-werewolves
-witches
-vampires
-compassionate capitalists

exist as well.

Mankind has romanticized with the ideas of religion for far too long. In their defence, they would say that atheism is just as bad as any other religion.


The photo explains more than I would ever be able to with any amount of grandiose words. So what then?? Any sane religious person(made that one up), would avoid the questions that their respective(but not necessarily respectable) moiety of faith tends to bring up, and instead bring up questions like



Well, I say we'll figure it out as we collectively lose our faith in God in an imperceptible yet unavoidable manner. Proponents of religion of coarse, will bring up the many advantages of being religious, while ignoring the fact that the many fields of science have progressively improved our way of life in a way no religion ever could.




This parody would have worked out much better with longer paragraphs, permission from the gurdave, more time spent on dicitonary.com, and of coarse more typos ;)