dim humor as stale
dim anecdotes as boring
dim pictures as disgusting
dim interesting_stuff as nonexistent
humor = val(txtlame.text)
anecdotes = txtfartgas.text
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I think college has begun to mess with my head. I find myself figuring out the opportunity cost of using a parking coupon, and writing in programming language whenever I have nothing to write about(as seen above).
Too bad no differentiating. I could use some practice with that.
Note to self : need to stop chewing gum
Seriously. I think I may have gotten salival cancer from all that chewing (30 sticks in 2 hours!)
At least the amount of calories I put on from the gum chewing session compensated for me missing lunch.
You thieving bastards.
You have turned my blood cold and bitter,
beat my compassion black and blue.
Something amazing happened today. It was a combination of all sorts of awesome numbers.
-600 meter stretch of highway
-170km/h, windows down
-100 decibels screamin' out the speakers
-8 minutes into Tool's "The Grudge"; the drum solo part
-7 gears (the only valid reason to own a Honda City)
-2 buds on the road
-1 collective moment of pure awesome.
oh and lucky that there were also
-0 cops/JPJ bastards on the road =P
Also, my dad evolved into a 58 year old version of himself. I'm glad he's got his sense of humor still intact.
He looked at a picture of himself and said, "I think I should start growing my hair."
He even bought himself a card(for us to send to him) and a birthday cake. He asked the cashier to decorate his cake with the words : Happy 50th Birthday(he's turning 58, but in denial) to a wonderful husband and father.
Then he told the cashier that he was buying it for a 50 year old friend (Which if you asked me makes it even more bizarre).
Ok folks that's it for today. Be sure to vote on whether or not you're the kind of person who frantically searches for the pause button whenever you reach a blog(that isn't yours) with an auto-playing flash music player. I know I do. But it makes sense for me to. I don't listen to music unless it has never been on MTV. Well sorta.
AND NO EGGS!
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