Orly

Honest to blog, this is the third time I'm sitting here trying to start a post off. The last two times epicly failed. I remember the last attempt was me realizing that I should finish up my tank.

I did that. And believe it or not, I'm epicly proud of it. Don't worry, I won't talk about the tank itself, there's another blog for stuff like that. It's just that, I can't get the details using my camera phone(AHA!). I usually use the Ixus for things like that. But the Ixus is dead. And I have no idea how to operate a DSLR, so I just have to wait till it's dark and search the cupboards for an old digital camera.

Or not.

I'm gon' linger on your block 'n,
Give the finger to a cop 'n,
Pick a lock before I knock 'n,
Set you up to get on top!

On the way home from Sunway on Friday. Me and Sanjay (Sanjay and I, fine) found this guy called Sachin. Now it's really hard to imagine him, but um.... just think of a cross-breed between Mickey mouse, the most innocent kid on earth, and an Injun. Yeah, you got it. This kid was really fun. He was naive enough to think blowjobs were what happened when you blew wind in someone's face. Needless to say, he gave me three blowjobs. eww.

I don't know if you've noticed, but the speed of time has increased by at least three times.
The Monash trip feels like last year, it was just last week.

Somehow, I can't help but feel this is somehow Hitler's fault...




Back in Heaven's Control Room:



That would also explain the friggin rain.


Last night, Brendan, Gurdave, Jackson and I hung out to celebrate Jackson's birthday... Or to celebrate Brendan's return... Or to celebrate my mustache. We never really agreed on what we were there for, but hey at least I got to wear a really cool jacket...that I have to return now =(

Brendan seems to be having a mighty fine time. Which is cool. He's officially labeled "Fucked up nerd". That's cause he does fucked up things in order to be nerdy. Like sudden obsessions over Star Wars and skipping class to study.


But I learned a lesson last night. Drinking and driving is cooler than you'd think. Especially when you're trying to finish 4 sticks of chewing gum, it's raining outside as if heaven melted, eating a double cheese burger, and doing all of that alone at midnight during hungry ghost festival.

Brutal. Don't try that at home. Unless you're a nihilist, in which case you're still messing with your friends and family members in a bad way.

Also, I'm quite sure hungry ghost is all bull. On the 2nd night, I stayed up till 3am(that's when the devil wakes up or something), left all my room windows open and turned off all the lights. Proving that there's nothing to fear but Hitler's return to power, Nazi Zombies, Batman and fear itself.

Speaking of Batman, Batman:Arkham Asylum is out this week on Xbox360 & PS3! I cannae wait! Preliminary scores from websites give it a 9/10. Hopefully the real thing is better than that!

Oh, and both those consoles have or about to have big price cuts. Not sure about the details on the Xbox 360, but the PS3 has a little brother. Which is basically the same thing they did for the PS2, that is, make a slim version. The new slim version has a US$100 reduction, which may or may not lead to a RM300 cheaper PS3. so....RM1500, with little hope of pirated games on the slim PS3 in Malaysia.... Bring it.



Anywhoosel, that's about it for the week. Be sure to check out the other blogs for updates later this week.

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