Must concentrate

Did you hear the one about the boy and the old man who were walking in the woods?
The boy turns to the man and says, 'I'm scared.'
The old man looks at him and says, 'You're scared? After this, I have to walk out alone.'

My mom thinks I'm a monster for telling that joke. I'm confused, because
1) that's the first time I've been scolded for telling a joke that didn't involve race, religion or retardation.
2)I didn't make up that joke, I heard it on the Philly D show on youtube last week and on History Chanel last night.

And I'm sure those guys didnt make up that joke. Who knows, maybe an actual pedophile wrote it. Now THAT would be funny.

At least to me. I think people are starting to lose their sense of humor. Me included. Just look at how lame the Purplist has gotten.

You know, I was just thinking back. I remember the night SPM ended. A bunch of us had dinner at Friday's and there was nothing spectacular about it. It just was a really, really good time. I can't remember why. I just remember who was there, and that Eu Chuan drove us back. And I told them Left 4 Dead was on Garena.

Speaking of Left 4 Dead on Garena, I've been playing with Kua. And it is SOOO much better when you're playing as the infected zombies. Even though the average life expectancy is like 2 minutes long, then you have to wait 30 seconds to respawn. Still, it's a lot of fun scaring the immune survivors.

I got to play as the tank, which is a gigantic infected zombie that can be quite devastating. And that's what I was. I took down the whole team, with a little help from my infected team mates. I really should have taken a picture instead of concentrating on mashing them up.

I just realized that the reason why I can't drive on the road during tests well is because I can't bloody fit in the damned car. I understand that you need to put your feet in a relaxed position, but that's impossible when I've got my knee where the steering wheel is supposed to be.

See, it sometimes sucks to be tall.


Sometimes.