"Omgosh, today is going to suck. I'm going to spend the whole day moping about and finding excuses to not be happy". Thank Dog I have awesome friends. If I hadn't gone out, I'd prolly rot at home. I remember how sucky last Valentine's Day was. Hell, I think that was when I first rebooted this damn blog. Haha. Wow, I've been blogging for a whole year? Happy anniversary then, I guess.
Anyways, Eu Chuan was my date today. No photo's of him, but he's got a photo of me between some legs. (don't ask, just go see the pic once he posts it).
Ian was there. Still tall. But not fat anymore. Which leaves me to be. The only tall AND fat person left in Johore =(
Mel was there. Outta nowhere. And I made sure she drank 3 days worth of coffee in 30 seconds. And now I'm 10 dollars poorer than I ought to be.=((
Julian was neither here nor there. As in. 10 mins here 10 mins not here. But hey, I understand. And it would be stupid of him to ditch one group for another, so I guess I should thank him for at least not ditching us =D
And plus, Julian had massive master plans.
Which, strangely, he managed to illustrate with torn pieces of Starbucks straw wrappers with the sureness of a battlefield commander.
So, just pretend this small section here is Gwee...
So you fix this long section to this shorter section and add a little cardboard, and you get your own custom made tumbler *thumbs up*.
Sorry, Ian, I was supposed to take a pic of your eye, but it turned out like this! Just be happy it didn't turn out like....
THIS!
Kinda reminds me of Ephialtes:
The mouth part.
The Crotch shot. Shot from Julian's crotch. My phone will never smell the same again.
I went bowling with my family+maid.
Here:
My score is on top, my sis's highlighted in the middle, and my dad's is last.
I was.. um.. giving them a chance?
yeah, I was giving them a chance at winning. That sounds fair.
Had dinner at this claypot restaurant somewhere between Pelangi Leisure Mall, and Taman Sentosa.
It was good food, but there was a sign on the counter that cracked me up:
And so my whole family sat quietly and minded our manners.
Phooey.
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