Parody Week : Gabs (for real)

This week has turned out to be almost preternatural. And neither the weather nor parody week is at fault, but may have been part of the problem, since they weren't part of the solution. Wait a minute. If I actually take the time to write a post that people are just going to forget in a month's time, then what's the point in blogging? I don't think I should even stop to think of any real content anymore. Blahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblah blahblah blahblahblah .


(lol, I actually considered writing like Gabs, but one sentence took 3 hours, so screw that)

Two times in. I've been struck dumb by a voice that Speaks from deep Beneath the endless waters

Twice as clear as heaven, Twice as loud as reason. Deep and rich like silt on a riverbed And just as never ending

The currents mouth below me, opens up around me. Suggests and beckons all while swallowing. Surrounds and drowns and wipes me away

Because that's what we all remember him doing on his blog the last time we checked.