I freed one of the rats, the other one died of a heart attack in the cage. I wrote a poem about the experience of freeing rats instead of drowning them. But then it was gay, so I burned the poem and ate the ashes. Then I rewrote it somewhere no one will get to see it, and in a less gay form, in case someone actually does.
Jackson is now a semi woman. I should have taken a picture. the back half of him is woman like, at least. heh. Please no kill me, i surrender.
And in case you're wondering if Army Of Two:The 40th Day is a good game(I know none of you were wondering that, but you've got no choice but to read this next part, so play along), then you should be warned, it's kinda gay.
The game's about two mercenaries who are trapped in Shanghai. For some invalid reason, Shanghai suddenly gets blown to bits by missiles. It's your typical Michael Bay senseless summermovie stuff. And since you play ignoble mercenaries, there's some pretty assholic stuff to do. One of them is mock-surrender. Come out with your hands up, but pull out your pistol and gun everyone down right before you kneel down.
I was playing with my brother(really, the only good reason to play this game is to pass time with someone, singleplayer is pretty dull) when I explored another of the ignoble mercenary tactics : feigning death. This essentially makes your character play dead so that your partner can draw their attention.
By the way, feigning death over the corpse of your enemy is a combination of necrophilia and homosexuality. Too bad you don't get an achievement award for figuring out =(
(it was much clearer on screen than on the shitfuck-designed nokia camera)
Oh, and my fellow Warhammerheads(that's what we shall Warhammer 40k fans shall be known as from now on. I have spoken!), the Leman Russ is under construction:
Those are just the first three layers. I've made two sets(for both sides of the tank) Each layer gives it a 3D effect rather than just painting on details in 2D. Thinking of redoing the last layer(The first two were computer printed and cut out from good quality cardboard, the 3rd was hand drawn and cut out of cheap cardboard, there's such a thing as cheap cardboard okay).
And now I present to you, the reason no one takes my movie-ratings seriously, Soobs' Unmathematical Theorem for use in Rating Movies:
Final score=
[(special effects(-,0-10)+Sound effects(-,0-10))/budget(1-2)] + [direction(0-10)*originality of direction(0-1)] + [acting(0-10)*casting(0-1)/star power(1-10)] + [immediate final rating(0-10) - initial expectation(0-10)] + [((originality(0-10) + plausibility(0-10) + depth(0-10) + enjoyability(0-10))/4) times by (comparison to others in genre(1-3))] + [benchmark setter (0-10)] + [awesomeness (0-10)]
For each sub category, assign a value.
If category 1 is not included(movie without special effects), then:
Final score/90 times by 100
Lol, yes it works, and it's relatively how I rate the movies I watch. And no, it's not science, so it doesn't really work in real life.
Gabs, you son of a Gan, if you're reading this, I'm still waiting for your review of Avatar.
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