Every generation of people will have their own "proclaimers of the end". Don't be afraid, it all won't end before 2012, trust me. And if it does, no one will have time to say "I told you so."
Which is why i saved "told you so" to drafts, and have a function that will send that message to everyone on my contact list with just a keystroke.
And if you detect the apocalypse by ear, please check if you are watching Pierce Brosnan sing on Mamma Mia! before you warn people about the end. It's really THAT bad. Don't think about checking it out on youtube by listening to the first minute or so on this link. Really, like satan with a frog stuck in his throat. Julian sings better. No offense meant, Has-Bond. (Get it? He used to act as James Bond.Ugh, why do I even bother)
I can't stop playing games I've already overplayed. DAMN YOU BATMAN!
What does this have to do with the theory of everything?
"Nothing.
Everything."
Which was the same answer Salahadin gave when asked what Jerusalem was worth.
Yeah, this part of the theory of everything has not only something to do with doomsday-people, but also with breaking tradition, in this case, talking and posting nonsense when I was supposed to honor the blogging ethics of finishing up whatever I want to post.
Or something. I forget.
Anyway, I better end this before the internet gives way again(can it actually do that? SHUT UP, DON'T QUESTION THE POWER OF THE INTERNET).
¡ɹʎʇɹɐɯ 1ooɟ ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ 1ıɐu oʇ
'ǝɔɐds buıʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ pǝǝu ǝʍ
'ssoɹɔ buıʞɔnɟ ɹnoʎ ɟɟo ʇǝb 'uʍop ǝɯoɔ
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