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There's a lot to cover today, but first, the weather!


From Juls' car, post rain-apocalypse.


From Ian's car, pre-rain-apocalypse


Ok, now for a real weird bit...


Can anyone spot the figure of a naked man, legs in the air, from this random french-fry-filled empty glass o' Guiness?

Nobody? Oh, um, me neither.dammit Julz, I knew it wouldn't work


Ok, where were we. Oh yeah, might as well display some random old pics first, then scatter the rest around the post.

On one random day, there was this seemingly dead lizard on my bathroom floor. I closed in and took some pictures. Mind you, I got really close. Like an inch from it's face.

The only clear shot:



About a minute after that shot, it ran off.


Fook man. Lucky it didn't jump on me or someshit.


In Karis' jeep, on the way to (oh lordy, not again) McDonalds...



In the boot, just the way I like it.


Dana, scratching his balls, located on his forehead.


NOW we can begin the long boring post.

Hey taxi, Amigo. That's what I heard when I got off the bus a long long time ago. The holidays are coming, and I'm planning another wonderful trip. This time it's either to the east coast by train or some shit like that. Some place where there's no family, and the only companion will be my handphone. I thought of NOT going alone, then I remembered how awkward it would probably get if things go bad. Then again, I might not return if I go alone. It's the noobiness.

In Arkham Asylum, when Batman triggers the metal detector, the Joker(being led to his cell) says,
"What you got with you Batman? Batarangs? Batclaws? Batsnacks?"

HAHAHHAHA!


har.


Epic lame. No one makes fun of Batman like that.



right...


One of the scenes that really got me in Hot Fuzz went something like this:

(Priest)We were hoping you'd come on down to the church this weekend.

(Cop)I believe that would be a little hypocritical of me.

(Priest)Oh so you're an atheist.

(Cop)I never said that, I understand the idea of religion, but I haven't fully embraced it yet.

(Priest)So you're agnostic...

(some random guy in the back says:)I believe I have a cream for that.

I watched that with my dad, and went it got to the punchline we both laughed our asses off because my dad's agnostic and we both never realized that being agnostic sounds like you've got a disease.

I don't understand why people make such a fuss over the existence of God. Every theory on God's existence is based on either deductive or inductive breakdowns. NEVER, EVER objective breakdowns. My dad put it one way(that shut me up the whole night);

The moment you try to define God, you're going against the very thing you're trying to define. God is defined as the indefinable. If you try to understand God, you have to give God [understandable human] attributes. But the moment you give God attributes, God becomes definable.

He's got a point, but that just means even if there is a God, it can't give a shit about us.


I think I was once really good at the subjects I take. But today everything went topsy turvy. I actually understood what the math teacher was talking about, but messed up programming a little. It's not that I'm slacking off. True, I've put into about over 2 hours of study(maybe less) since I started MUFY, but it's never been this hard to AGREE with the syllabus. Well, it's mostly to do with Econs.

At first it was interesting, and because I knew a little more than the others, it looked like I was actually good at it. But after much deliberation, I decided Karl Marx was right. There is a problem with wanting everything. And though the communist world has been bought over by the prospects of the happier world, I really have to say, the Communists had a point.

It's hard to explain the core of what I find wrong, but it all boils down to this easily digestible sentence:
The easiest way to decrease input prices is to manipulate wages.

That's about it. It's the reason I passively boycott McDonalds(even though I had a double cheeseburger this afternoon, nyum nyum), it's why I try to go for non "made in China" brands(though it's nearly impossible), it's the reason I can't think straight in econs classes anymore, it's the reason why my other blogs aren't working out the way I planned.

This was not how man was supposed to live.

Wow. Actually a lot less emo than it sounds. I just want to vent my anger out on the non-existent system.

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