A slip of the tongue, a slit of the throat

I had nonstop visits from friends this whole week. It's always fun, but then it gets tiring after a while. What can I say? I'm a friendly recluse. Or a reclusive friend. Either way, I cannae live without people, but I can't bear to trust anyone of them with everything. Divide and conquer, hasn't failed me yet.

But today I decided it's high time I fill everyone who reads this blog in on the batcave entrance. It's a secret that Julian(aka Robin) the boy wonder and me share. But most of you guys will probably figure out where it is by the second or third picture.


The best parts about this routes are obvious.
It's curvy,
it never has more than 3 cars on at any given time,
and it's bloody close to the batecave(home, my sweet ha-ha-hacienda).


Here are some pics I took while WALKING the route. Driving and taking pictures is just plain silly.

The real fun starts here:

Awesome sharp turn left.

followed by one of the sharpest turns in JB, almost like a giant U-turn.


Then the "Jesus Cares" van that ironically is more likely to cause traffic related deaths parked on that narrow street. Spitting and cursing usually happens when passing by this section:




Right after that is another awesome bend. More than 90 degrees to the right:


About 12 meters of pure straight road, then the scariest curve.


Look at that, the road is actually curving as well as tilting. Almost race track like.


This is the hard part. Right after that curve, there's a left, then a right. Lucky for ABS, ECT, and other abbreviated car technologies, most of the time it's safe.


And then the rest of the route is too residential to go faster than 40kmh on. So most of time I slow down. Most of the time. teehee.



What? I never said I speed. Or Sped. Sorry I mess up tenses more often than I typo or typo with a word that has another meaning. Don't speed. That shit is messed up. Just accelerate and turn like Batman. Because it doesn't kill other people as much as driving fast on regular roads does.


That said, I don't feel like EVER going fast again. Anywhere. On Friday I nearly skid off the bat-cave entrance and into the bat-ravine. Thankfully the bat-mobile was responsive enough to understand what "stop turning left means". Also, I'm pretty decent at being bat-lucky, so there weren't any oncoming cars.

Say....

What's more annoying, tank related posts, or batman related posts. Comments section is wide open and free of STDs, so nothing should stop people from spamming comments. Using their actual names o' course.

You know, I always thought it would be interesting to be an alcoholic. It would be so weird for anyone to be dependent on that stuff. Seriously though, I need a shave. I'm thinking Tony Stark's beard. Lolness!