I keep tickling his face with tissue paper, and he keeps smacking himself as though a mosquito is bothering him. I feel so evil. Happy B'day Nick, even though I could probably wake you up to say that. That would be silly. I'm just kidding, I didn't make him slap himself.
Paintball was tiring, expensive, but exhilarating at least. Nearly nothing beats the thrill of running to the enemy base. Except maybe being able to follow through after that. Seriously, every time I managed to run all the way to the end, my facemask would get all foggy, so I usually ended up blind.
The first round was the best, I think.
I was the only one who was covered from head to toe. In the first round alone, I was shot in the back(deflected), and at least three times by Eu Chuan at the last cover, then I slid but landed on my butt, which caused more bruising.
Here's two of the men who played today. And one of the half men. Actually, the only half man there.
You guessed it.
Later Sanjay went pedophilia at a dinner. What a monster.
On the way back from Malacca, I saw Ahmadinejad's little brother's restaurant.
And I also found the cow head that those peeps carried when protesting:
And, I found the Wet daughter of Ahmad driving a taxi near Jonkers walk
For some reason, the Butterfly farm didn't just have butterflies or butter. A lot of other other animals (including flies). Normally I hate zoos and places where animals are being held without fair trial(ISA anyone?), but I don't care anymore. Saying it's cruel doesn't change the fact that I have pictures!
There was only ONE butterfly that was worth posting on my blag. Confused? Good.
Don't these talking monkeys know that eden has enough to go around?
That's the weakest caption I've ever used for a picture on this page. Please forgive me.
There's a saying that goes "If you see a snake and a Maliyali, kill the Maliyali first". Something to do with my caste being awesome. I'm not too sure. I wonder if it applies for two headed Maliyalis and two headed snakes as well:
Check out this digital-camo snake. I would buy boots in that skin.
The crocs and alligators were awesome. I shouted at one of the sleeping ones, and I got to see that awesome dual eyelid thing open up(first the regular eyelids open horizontally, then the waterproof layer vertically). It really is one of the coolest looking animals ever. I mean just the eyes alone are awesome. I would buy a wristband or something made of those eyes.
Silly tortoise(I still don't know if it's pronounced TOR-TIS or TORT-OIS) kept walking into walls.
I don't what sorta animal this is, I'm quite sure it had legs. Kinda gigantic though. You probably wouldn't have guessed it, but this worm-thing here was nearly a foot long.
Halfway through, my water broke and I laid an egg:
For some reason all lizards do is stare at light sources all day.
Seriously, all of them:
Listening to discussions of sub genres of metal is confusing. The other day in Singapore, I think I heard Jackson talking about Blackened-Death-Grindcore. I don't know. Everytime I hear the word Death metal, I picture a jamming studio with dead musicians at their instruments.
But seriously though, I miss listening to stuff like that. I still listen to LOG at least once a week. But Metallica, Nevermore, Dream Theater and the rest are getting harder and harder to listen to. I blame Mtv. And all that pop-influence.
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