It's exactly the same. I wasn't. I was fueled up and ready to prove a point to all of you superstitious people(all 0.4563 of you). There's nothing in there. Even in the basements of creepy looking abandoned bungalows.
I should know, I conquered one. The stick is a safety precaution against snakes, tigers and Batman. And also, in case I was wrong and a supernatural entity ate my legs, I would still be able to write on the wall(by dipping the stick into the pool of blood from my thigh stubs) "I WAS WRONG, DEATH TO ALL ATHEISTS"
Seriously though, nothing there. These people left with everything but the kitchen sink.
And half the toilet.
But let's not talk about that. I'm afraid that if I continue talking about my day I'll be asked to eat shit. Who am I to say who this person is and whether he's an ass or not. I sit behind a computer screen and rant about lousy movies when I can't even do a decent one. Well, at least I leave my name after I insult a movie.
Anywhossel, today I shall talk about something really really boring. So leave now, unless you really want to read, "WHY BATMAN IS AWESOME"
I think most superheroes are to overdone. Even when (a hundred episodes later) the editors decide to make the character more gritty and believable(which Batman went through too), they still don ridiculous outfits.
That's Captain Marvel and Superman by the way. I'm still undecided which one I look more like without my beard and long hair. Arhhh, who'd want to have muscles THAT big anyway. Muscles are for cool people. And Sanjay. Please don't hurt me.
The flash dresses up in a skin tight red outfit with lightning bolts, Superman goes to work with an entire suit(cape included) practically glued underneath his regular work suit(and not to mention his ridiculous "glasses,haircut,personality" disguise!).
Spawn is pretty cool, but because Spawn cannot possibly exist in any close-to-Metropolis or Gotham City- like world, we'll disregard him.
Wolverine?!?! What the hell? How am I supposed to feel for a superhero that is practically immortal, is numb to most pain, and has super awesome claws? Plus, he's just an over emotional bastard who like's to kill things that move.
Don't even get me started on Spider man or the Hulk. If you get bitten by a radioactive spider, you get cancer. If you stand in front of a gamma ray, you get cancer. Simple as that. Just imagine the sad 1 episode long comics that would have been if that really happened.
Green lantern. wait, no one cares about him. He's kinda lame anyway, so I'll just skip that.
Hell, I'll just skip all the rest.
Except Batman. He's the coolest.
He's got no "radioactivated" superpowers.
No alien superpowers.
No superpowers.
He was just over my age when he decided to throw away his wallet, sneak aboard a cargo ship and travel to the corners of the Earth trying to understand the criminal mind. Later, in Tibet(or some other Chinese-like wasteland), he was found by Ra'as Al-Ghul. By that point he was able to match 6 men in unarmed combat; Ra'as taught him how to engage 600.
After all that ninja training, he was asked to execute a prisoner. But being a noble, Bruce Wayne declined, and proposed a fair trial. But seeing no choice, he destroyed Ra'as' ninja palace, and returned to Gotham.
Well, you've got most of the story already. He was afraid of bats, so he used that as his theme. The only ridiculous parts about the traditional batsuit(and to some extent the modern one) were ridiculous yellow coloured utility belt(but it's usually toned down to non-reflective bronze), and the Batsymbol on his chest.
The Batsuit is NOT a superhero costume. It doesn't have weird bright colours. Even his cape(Batman has no ability to fly) is used to glide. Most other superheroes have capes for absolutely no reason. The blades sticking out of his forearm are there because of his ninja training. Ninjas used them, so he does too. Also, it kinda sticks to the bat-like theme.
Those paragraphs were pointless. Yet another lackluster post. I knew I shouldn't have shaved. My superpowers were in my facial hair.
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