I hacked your twatters and fakebooks

Achtung! Text ahead.

Why is it that I'm the only person who laughs whenever something tragic happens. Even when it happens to me.


Facebook and Twitter got hacked, I laughed because I don't have an account in either site. I don't believe social networks are social at all. And I don't think anyone wants to read what I want to say if it's less than 120 characters because I'd get cut off before I reached my poin-



t.



See I'd have to post two tweets just for that paragraph.

In news that regards my computer, it was a little screwy last week. One of the slots on the motherboard malfuntioned, so it was either internet or sound. Obviously the internet was worth a lot more than sound. So for the whole week I surfed in silence. No youtube videos=(

On the plus side, for one whole week I didn't have to press pause on every blog that had autoplay on their music players. No offense meant, it's just that I usually listen to music while surfing the interwebs, mixing my music with yours is not what I want to do.

In news that concerns news, the Russians are the good guys now. Which should put a smile on Kua's face. According to the BBC(that's British Broadcasting Corporation, NOT big black cock), the mayor of Moscow rewarded South Ossetia with new buildings, like low cost housing, etc. This is probably because their less than awesome T-90 tanks destroyed all their old ones. Still, I don't believe Georgia OR Russia was in the wrong. People like to talk, and the Americans like to talk bad about the Ruskies. I'd rather not assume who started it, because it doesn't matter what I think.

I'm quite amazed at the survivability of my phone. It gets wet EVERYDAY(sometimes twice a day), I accidentally spray painted it(twice), dropped it on the road(also twice), fling it here and there often, spilled turpentine all over it(to remove the spray paint stains, teehee), spilled superglue on the sides(damaging the camera button), and YET, it still works pretty well. The joystick functions nearly the same as it did when I first got it, the speakers only crack a little when it's on full volume with bad equalization and the camera button is a little retarded now. Any old Nokia would have given up and at least had a software failure by now.

Either way, it's time for a new phone. End of this year, maybe. What I've learned from buying this sort of tech is not to bother setting a product target, instead, set a price target. That way, whenever you get the cash, you'll always buy into that range of the current market. For now, I'm looking for a mid range Sony Ericsson, round 1000 bucks.

Remember when Michael Jackson died? I do. Twas a long long time ago. I still think it's silly, the way people are reacting. Did you expect him to live forever? And yeah, he's a friggin talented artist, but I don't buy into pop OR solo artists. I think there are many great solo artists out there, but it just breaks my heart when they go by their own name. Don't get me wrong, I love MJ songs just as much as the next hairy black dude, I just don't understand mourning because I've never had to do much of that yet, 'cept with my old dog, Chekov. I cried so hard that day in 2002. After that death, I never really got sad with my dogs. I just made sure I did my best with raising them to be happy, friendly, healthy, dirty, and outdoorsy. Because that's how I like my dogs. Tiny dogs aren't my type, neither are fierce dogs. I like 'em large and goofy and happy to greet thieves and friends alike. Reminds me of me.

Oh, and tommorow's prom night. I'm in it for the booze, and the opportunity to wear a ridiculous scarecrow mask. Teehe- arrr forget it.

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