bacterial swine flu

I think I break the two fundamental laws of blogging more than anyone else in the blogosphere.
1)Don't overblog
2)Don't blog about anything that makes your readers sleepy

That's fine. Not hardcore enough to be arrested under the ISA.

I forgot to mention I've been sick for exactly a week. Last Tuesday I was too sick to leave the house. I went to the doctor and found out I had a BACTERIAL flu. Not a viral one. I think. I'm not sure what it was, but it wasn't swine flu.

Three days later I went back to that same doctor and found out it STILL wasn't swine flu.

Yesterday I went back and the doctor was screaming "IT'S NOT SWINE FLU STOP COMING BACK HERE!".

Well, not exactly. But in any case. I'm quite sure it's not swine flu. And that's a good thing. My driver (I like to think of him as Bruce Wayne's Alfred) thinks that you can catch swine flu from pigs. Or at least by eating pork. His exact (translated) words were:

"that Sunway college has a lot of Chinese people right? Better not talk to them. Even if you talk, don't look at them when you talk. Chinese people eat pork. You can get swineflu"

Wow. Totally useless advice. Makes me feel depressed. Don't ask why.

Tank progress is A-OK. Figured out how to get the Zimmerit effect done.

Can't wait to get back to college.

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