You know something I just realized. Superhero movies (in particular) try so hard to make you feel bad about the main hero. Think about it. How many times have you lay down on a couch wishing you had a super hero power that'd allow you to teleport or something.
In the movies, we're all forced to swallow a story. Tell me, how am I supposed to feel bad for a guy who can never die, has unbreakable metal bones, and can't remember a past that was probably shitty. The only hero I'd take pity on is spiderman. Who wants the powers of an insect? That just sounds weak.
Let's face it,
Superman is friggin powerful.
Wolverine is friggin unkillable.
Batman is a friggin billionaire.
The Hulk will always get his way, because no one wants to see him angry.
And don't even get me started on non-superhero titles that try to make you feel for the good guys that have it good.
Damn, I wish I had a superpower that didn't involve being a f*cking loser *stab* *stab*.
Nah I'm fine. I just had half a Corona and a full Heineken. I still think Heineken is the best mainstream beer. Corona is a little too expensive (11 bucks/bottle at a 7-11), it has a transparent glass bottle instead of a tinted one, which makes the beer go stale when exposed to UV light. Also, Corona is too smooth. It almost tastes like carbonated alcohol. It's almost boring to drink.
Heineken has that same smoothness that you get from Corona, BUT it has a little flavor. That's just me. People like different brands for different reasons. But anyone who can stand Anchor Strong has a gut built like a Panzerkamfwagen VI (Tiger I). Because Anchor Strong tastes more like rust than beer.
Oh yeah, had to throw away an entire mug full of Guiness. It really, really tastes like SHIT. I'm sorry Kenny Sia, I know you endorse and advertise Guiness like it's THE best alcoholic beverage ever, but it really is too bitter. Yeack.
Oh, shize. I just realized college gonna start tomorrow. Tomorrow. right. buy. I mean bye.
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