Every fucking week.
Anywhossels. I'm a batman fan. And I have large feet.
But none of you will ever catch me wearing a pair of these:
Gold? Who wears over sized gold batman shoes. Honestly.
Hyatt's going through a renaming. Hyatt? Yeah, it used to be called that, but now it's called :
I hope they reconsider though.
In sports news, this guy's Gay.
No, really, that's his name. Poor bastard.
Real gays? Sure. Plenty in Malacca:
Ughh. That was a clinic. And those are men. Put two and two together. They were there for a sex change.
I don't like hearing news that makes me sad, but some people are just plain stupid. Just because it says MIRAGE, doesn't mean it isn't real.
And yet there's a knock on the bumper.
Well you know what I don't say, but what I think;
You'll never see the good side of a city till you take a bike ride.
And so I did. On my cousins semi high tech bike. Which actually translates to 'a much better sort of bike than the sort I usually ride'.
Not bad la. No adventure to be had. Not without guts at least.
There was this really interesting path(not the one above) that had this sign:
Translate? Please? Anyone. I guess it meant 'minefield' or something. But i'm probably wrong.
And on the other side of that hill:
Which i also didn't bother to enter.
The last path had a red flag outside:
Red always means death. Unless it means blood. Or it could mean a bloody death. No way I was taking my chances.
On the way back, I heard seriously scary dog-man noises. Like seriously. I'm not surprised Malaccans are superstitious. The sounds are freaky and you can actually feel eyes staring at you. it's almost as if not believing in all that nonsense was a big mistake.
Until you realize that there actually were dogs in the bushes.
There were three dogs. All large enough to tear me to pieces. Surprisingly, dogs in Malacca are really friendly.
Oh, and have you ever seen a see-saw so perfectly balanced your whole life:
No. No you haven't. Seriously. It was just stuck like that until it got bashed down. The Malaccan Matrix has you.
Bike pic. Not the best idea. Don't remind me of that previous bike accident.
Only a fool takes pictures while riding.
And only a damned fool would do this:
And that was before the booze got broken out.
So did it hurt?
Fuck yes.
But, on the plus side, there was this crumpled up 2 ringgit note in that very same field. Nature's way of compensating for my brainlessness I guess:
And for all 3 of you who genuinely enjoyed Transformers 2, go on their site with your webcam on and you'll find this super useful tool that um...
it puts an Optimus Prime mask on your face in real-time. I don't know how useful that is. But hey, still a bunch of lols seeing a robot with my kinda hair. This pic is too blurry. Should have screenshotted.
Oh well. There goes my last trip on my last long holiday.
Emo pic on the bus.
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