Shit, you asked.
Anyway. It's what happens when I have to much time on my hands. If you don't understand the picture, let me explain. It's a folder full of pictures that I had to Paint out one at a time to sorta join together to form a anigif. A moving picture. It was meant to be the background of my Fallout 3 phone theme. But stupid stupid stupid me messed up. The resolution was like too small. I think I can fix it, but just so you know, I painted out ONE HUNDRED friggin pictures of that. The animation was really very basic. It just gave the effect of an old green screen CRT monitor refreshing vertically.
And then there was :
That's not my house. And I seriously don't remember taking this picture. But that IS my finger covering part of the camera. Let me explain. After driving for hours (from Sitiawan), I reached home and wanted to blog. You see, I could barely go online in Sitiawan. That's why I only blogged once. Then when I got back, 2 minutes before I could publish a post, my neighbor calls me (this is around 10 pm). He wanted to see me (he's been in Ireland since January). So I went over and he had this Irish friend over. That's the guy in the picture by the way.
So yeah, I went over and he opened up a bottle of Southern Comfort. And it helped make the conversation comfortable. I think. I swear, it's worse than Absolut Vodka. I thought it was weak, but after about half an hour I went on auto pilot. Which explains why I can't remember taking that picture. I swear, the last memory I had of Saturday was the three of us finishing up the bottle. Then I went on autopilot. When I woke up, my mom was scolding me upside down.
Because I threw up all over the floor.
Fine, laugh. I know, I'm a shame to my race. Still, you have to remember, I was drinking with the Irish. It's common knowledge that God invented alcohol to keep the Irish from ruling the world. It's uncommon knowledge that God also invented Indians to make the Irish look cooler than they really are.
So anyway, that gave me a really really bad hangover. And I ended up eating 2 bowls of laksa with eu chuan and zeke on sunday afternoon.
And that hangover sorta effed my mood for Eu Chuan's party. Which makes me a total douche bag. Sorry Euch.
To complicate an already very FUBARed day, whoever's in charge of the universe decided to make this summer the hottest summer ever. And then changed his/her mind by sending a 10 minute long thuder storm right to my door step. Which struck both my house and my neighbor's. But mostly my house.
So the automatic gate, 2 cordless phones, my pc's sound card, linksys modem/router, and a whole lot of other stuff died.
And THAT explains why it took me so long to write this damn post.
Satisfied?
No.
Fuck.
Ok, awesome stupid pics time!
In KL, it takes a puddle of water 6 minutes to be reduced to ^ that ^
'^' means look at that picture dammit.
Sitiawan may still have the worst internet connection in Malaysia, but it still has the best looking sun. So good, you nearly want to see how long you can stare at it:
I don't need to explain this one:
No one is THAT hungry.
BATMAN sold out!
No you don't understand. Sold out doesn't mean there's no stock left because everyone bought it. Sold out means something or someone changed from being unique to being mainstream. And I just realized how that's not always a bad thing. So I don't care how many people visit this blog anymore. And also all the batmans in the pic suck EXCEPT the second one. The one in black. That's right. That one. I want that one. I don't have it yet. So go get me one.
And of coarse there's the red team from Halo 3. Which I had no idea was a toy as well! Microsoft sure cashes in on things like this. They friggin milked the Halo franchise dry.
BUT Microsoft isn't a sell out. They have always wanted to suck wallets dry. Apple obviously makes more high tech stuff, but Microsoft knows how to sell they're lame stuff better. So there.
And of coarse, we have um... this.
Let's Draw Beutiful Tomorrow.
Bunch of procrastinators. Everytime I go back to that spot, the same phrase is written there. Tomorrow? However it is you plan to friggin 'draw beautiful' with a bunch of lousy paint bottles, do it today Buncho.
Oh and happy birthday Euchuan! Again. Because I think I forgot. I honestly can't remember!
I like that I'm resourceful. I just fixed a lot of stuff that was wrong with my PC. Even though I had no idea what I was doing. The jobs done now and I am friggin back online. YAy.
In gaming news, I finished Battlefield Bad Company about 3 hours ago. It's the coolest shooter for the xbox360. However, if you want something cooler than Bad Company, then get a PS3. Then get Killzone 2. Because that one obviously kicks more butt.
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