stupid is as stupid does

Monsters are freakin real. I swear if you saw these beasts, you'd believe me.

They're both friggin half my height! Dogs aren't supposed to be that big. Shit.

I have a random question to ask.

Is a mermaid the answers to a desperate sailor's wish, or is it an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock holding half a sexy fish?

Never mind, dont answer that, my guess is as good as yours anyway.

Oh yeah, go check out Bryan's radio-web station-site. He's not the only DJ, though. Let him know and he'll let you know when he's on.