Greetings Malaysia. This is your President, Subhash Nair. Now when I talk about yawning, I want all of you to yawn. Or at least FEEL like yawning. See? How many of you are trying to suppress yawns. ALL OF YOU! That is proof that I am, by yawn-election, the president of your world, your blogosphere, and most importantly, your heart.
*yawn*
OK, now that we've established who's in charge of the universe, let's move on to more important matters!
Like:
Hungry people,
Poor people,
Mistreated animals
and global warming.
I am a man of Action, and so, I have decided to feed, pay, cool, and adopt an animal. Here is proof.
yawn.
see you feel like yawning!
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