You cannae hit me, you cannae hit me

I just remembered why you cannae be honest. At least, not all the time. 'Tis impossible! When you're being dead honest you either make everyone wanna be just as honest, which is amazing. Or you could fail, which results in a feeling so bad, I'd much rather tell a joke and not have an audience laugh. That bad. And so, the lying must continue and not be questioned.

Speaking of lying,
remember Najib? He's the new PM. How awesome! Now, we're finally gonna get the entertainment we deserve. I predict there'll be weekly Mongolian Model bombings! Yay Malaysian Politics. Here's a picture of him that I just had to censor, otherwise my blog might be flagged for containing strong content. I agree, no child should be exposed to such badness.



And if the ISA wanna come lock me up 'for my own protection against the very angry other people' then please, at least release me before my A levels at Sunway JB start.

You know what puzzles me? Do the cops go Blog hopping till they find offensive material? Haha, that would be awesome. There are two gunmen in Johor Bahru on a killing spree and the authorities are sitting at a desk looking for people who don't agree with what they think.

You know what's the irony of the whole situation? Communism used to be THIS BAD. People in East Germany weren't allowed to even demonstrate their opinion. If they thought that communism was a bad idea, they were sent to prison. And Malaysia is all about anti-communism. I mean, being a communist is as evil as being a jew, and if you're either one in Malaysia, I wish yer goodluck. You're as good as dead, first stop, EC's moral teacher.

Something bad happened. Well almost bad. A pregnant pirated DVD saleswoman was caught by the cops selling, obviously, pirated DVDs. That's not bad. Sure we all buy pirated DVDs, but just don't get caught la, even if you're selling it. So anyway, what's bad is this:

The woman wasn't the shop owner, but she was selling the DVDs out in the streets. Police found a few hundred(or thousand, I forgot) DVDs, and now she's been charged in court for RM2000 PER DVD. Her fine is over A MILLION RINGGIT. And if she cannot come up with that fine, she has to spend 5 months in prison. Obviously, she can't come up with over a million ringgit(what would she be doing selling pirated DVDs in the first place, then?). She's pregnant, and she has to spend her time in jail. See? Messed up innit?

My dad told me that story in the car, and he said he's happy he gets to retire before the system gets any more screwed up.

And here's effed up part, part 2.

He knows the system is getting screwed up, yet he's putting me in a college where my only option is to do law. This is all a joke isn't it. Hahahahaaha. The killing joke. Man, I miss comics. But I've got no mood to read anymore! Yippee!

I'm not as excited as I sound. I'm just very numb.