Try getting a reservation at Dorcia now you f***ing stupid BASTARD

Imagine locking yourself in your own room with no way out. Now stop imagining it. i'm about to give you a clearly idea of how it feels like TRAPPED IN YOUR OWN ROOM!

Earlier today, I took a root beer float upstairs to drink. After playing some DOW2, I realized that if I left the float there, ants would take over my room. And I wasn't in the mood for company. So I grabbed the mug and opened the door.

Well, I TRIED to open the door. But it just didn't the whole thing was screwy. And for 10 minutes I tried all kinds of weird combinations like locking+twisting counter clockwise vice versa, and all that.

In the end, after trying to call my family members(and failing) I got a pair of scissors and pried it open, using that 'credit card' trick the people use to get into rooms. This time I was using it to get out. which made it harder.

I had to pluck out the entire side to get out(dont ask how I did it):



The extra bits:



And I've been trying to construct a super hero mask for myself using a balloon, tissue paper, PVA glue, water and hours of work.

















It didn't pay off:









So I cut it into ribbons and threw the pieces away. I'd make a lazy batman anyway.


But that looks more like 'Eggman'

No comments: