Sickness to you my master
Here's to getting worse
Hope it kills you faster
Show me how it hurts
Yeah.
And that's not all I've got to say. I'm also gonna say that I'm bored of this.
I'm bored of having nobody to do absolutely nothing with. I mean, in JB I can do absolutely nothing too. But at least I can do it with friends and family.
You know, I'm actually quite scared if there are gonna be puppies in my house. Because even though Hector is a frigging steed of a labrador, Juno is quite retarded. I'm not sorry I said that. Seriously, when you put one dog next to the other, it's as though your showing what an original labrador should look like as opposed to a fake one.
In fact I tell my dog she's a fake labrador. Her fur looks the same as Hector's but it isn't soft and smooth. It's hard and shorter. And Hector has nice saliva. Nice, as in it doesn't make his mouth smell bad and it doesn't feel weird. Hers is all pariah-looking.
And she's TINY! She's just larger than a full grown cocker spaniel. But I think she purposely mantains this size to keep people guessing her age. Or maybe it's just to annoy us. Or because she's retarded.
And I read on wikipedia that Labradors are supposed have just ONE color. Exceptions are given to Labs with a white spot on their chest, below the neck(which Hector has). But Juno has a white furred belly and two white 'socks'. That's instant disqualification if she's entered in a dog show as a Lab.
In any case the pups are gonna be semi retards. Like, half the bodies look good the other half looks not so good. And even though she's quite misshapen, she's actually brighter than Hector. Hector is more of a law-abidding, boot licking, slow but heavy dog. Juno is a naughty, curious, small and fast dog. Opposite. But I miss them both now.
That dog outside this house, the one I call Jack Bauer, he's too afraid of strangers. Even though he sometimes follows me a few steps. He usually just walks away whenever someone approaches him. Poor thing. No friends or home.
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