Man, driving today.
I cannae even remember today.
I had a dream. I think I'll talk about the dream first.
It was somewhere between a nightmare and the cosy sort of dream that you remember for some time.
Jabman. Don't pronounce it like JEB. it's jaaab.
Jabman. He was the villain. Yes, I remember that part of the dream.
Ok, I'm gonna try recall the dream. I remember now:
It was some sort of school. a large school. I clearly remember Kua, and Gurvinder. They were in the dream.
And there was this other guy too.
He was an actor. This is a fictitious character okay.
Anyway. A whole class of us were stuck in this velvetty room. And there was some sort of situation. So everyone panicked. And that actor. He was short. And he was italian-american. And he reminds me of some guy who acted in Band of Brothers. I don't know why I even dreamt of that guy.
Anyway. He gets upset and I make fun of his mother. And then we nearly fight. Then suddenly I'm upstairs. I dunno what building I'm in, but Kua's there, and my handphone is there and gurvinder is sending me telepathic messages about Jabman.
Kua talks about Jabman. Jabman skins his victims in a weird fashion. It involves paper clips and things like that. Horrible. In fact, I think the whole situation was about Jabman. So we go downstairs. And suddenly I see my phone isnt in my pocket but on a platform.
Near this platform, Jabman and his cronies are resting on a grassy slope.
I grab my phone. Then I realize Jabman is going to get me. Jabman in my dream is a scary black man. And he chased me and kua with his gang. And I remember the last scene. I was running. With Kua ahead of me, because he got all that training at NS. We were running and the path was so steep. It just got sickening so I woke up.
I doubt there's a dream out there weirder than that.
Jabman.
Went for driving lesson in the evening. Pak Cik Isa you son of a bitch. Sure he's a nice guy. But that don't cut it with his fucking around on the job. I don't pay him to make me do hill practice, reverse parking and that other 3 turn circle thing for a whole hour. For Gods sake. I got it right the first 12 times, why cant you get off your fat smiling ass and take me on route C!!!
In the end, we only got to doing route A(which I'm 100% sure of) and route B (which I'm 60% sure of).
And while on route A, it starts raining(in Sitiawan? you're kiddin!) and there's no air cond and the car windows were open.
So I just sat there and waited for pak cik Isa to ask me to wind them up because It's like 100 people were spitting at me. Thich, cold saliva. ewww.
In other news.
I'm no longer sick and wasted and sad and disappointed.
So save your pity and your mercy,
I have no use for it!
You see, who ever says Audioslave is just another band.
Obviously hasn't listened to Shadow on the Sun.
Or Moth.
Here it goes.
Thought I was different and it seems I'm just the same
As a game I put my hand over the flame
I thought I was smarter as I flew into the sun
But it turned out the way it does with everyone
I don't fly around your fire anymore!
Not bad eh?
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