the half assed post

Today was weird.

I take a vodka drink

I take a strawberry drink

And when I need to pee

I do it in the sink

You see, I learned that to survive in Sitiawan, you've gotta be prepared.

And I'm prepared. My hardisk with every song I'll ever need, with digital download comics, and most importantly.

Cod 4

and

Counter Strike 1.6.

I installed Counter Strike. It's a LITTLE bit laggy. Ask me why I hate laptops. Go ahead, ask!

I'm not even gonna bother installing Cod4.

Muahahaha. I am evil. That's the batmobiles numberplate. And it's in my bag. Shhhhh. don't tell anyone.

I really don't know what made me do it. I just .. did.

I was cycling round here and there. Then I thought. How cool would it be if I just took that number plate home. No one's gonna miss it. I mean, the batmobile is just lying there rotting. There's no way it can still work. So, I crept into the house, found a screwdriver and had to be careful no one was watching. But hey, i got it now. And no one seems to notice the difference. In fact, my grandpa went for a walk and didn't.

This dog followed(not chased) me for a while. Then he got tired so he peed and turned around. I call him Jack Bauer. Ask me why.

As you can see, the batmobile is now numberplateless.




I read an entire comic book series today.

The one I downloaded just for this trip.

It's called Batman : Year One.

It's a logical version of Batman. Which was one of the influences for Batman Begins and The Dark Knight.

In fact:

Jim Gordon in the movie The Dark Knight

Jim Gordon in the comic, Batman : Year One

How cool is that? They got Gary Oldman to act as Jim Gordon and he looks exactly like the one in Frank Miller's Batman comic.

That's not the only thing that was ripped from the comic.

There was one part in the comic where Bruce Wayne does push ups even though he's injured. In Batman Begins, Bruce Wayne does push ups the moment he wakes up, even though he had a rough night.

There's a whole lot taken from this comic book. Even the way it ended.

A good read.

Just like most of Frank Millers books.

Jack Bauer. I really pity him. I think that's why I call this dog Jack Bauer. It just reminds me so much of that character.



If your going to read this next part,

Make sure you've watched

'Charlie the unicorn part 1'

on youtube.

watch that first.

because.

what dyou know, there really is a candy mountain.

ahohohohohoho.

I took the bike through the weirdest places.

Like

On a bench.

And near an estate.

But I turned back when I heard weird noises.

And I had no mood for dying.

So instead, I found a nice empty lot and pretended to be Batman on the Batpod.

That's right, I lay flat and steered the bike with my shoulders and went at insane speeds. just like when batman was chasing the joker.

How cool is that eh?

Seriously though, you should try it.

This is a pic of the bike shop I went to yesterday.

Not quite the 'heaven' you'd think it is. Most of the bikes were small, and the equipment was all Made in China(TM).

Oh, and thanks guys, for following, you guys are the best =)