Googley

You know what? I think Google should buy over the Malaysian government. Just look at them. Google is AWESOME. Just like a perfect government, Google has no love for its people(us la), but only has love for money. But it knows, that it needs us to get money.

So to get money, Google has to make us happy. So that we can click on advertistments and make Google rich. If any ONE of us gets upset, Google has customer service and tries its best to make you happy again. Because you have a finger. And a mouse. And those two things are enough to get you to click an advertistment.

Just imagine if Google took over Malaysia. That would be awesome. Every racial issue would be resolved. They would go out of their way to make everyone happy and healthy enough to click on advertistments.

Right now, Blogger is owned by Google. And so is Youtube. But if I posted a blog post or video that had me saying "GOD DAMN GOOGLE TO HELL", they wouldn't even throw me in jail under ISA law. Because THEY know, that I still have a goddamned finger and a goddamned mouse. And so does everyone who supports me. Plus, my post would get about 30 views, and out of that 30, maybe three or four people would be bored enough to click on the advertistments.

So you see, money is everything. And Google does money well. I vote Google for our next ruling party. And so should you.






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