Well after months of preaching that the world will end in 2012, the authorities finally got me.
I didn't know it was an offense to be a false prophet! I am not a false prophet! And the "authorities" spelled offense with a 'c'. That should be an offence. Opps, I mean offense.
I suddenly realized that my sentence was 4 years! That was bad. I didn't want to spend my end of the world day in jail. So I escaped.
I used my super strength to rip the bars apart. With my bear hands. Literally, bear hands. Those hands in the pic aren't mine. They're bear hands. But I bought them. At a black market. There were black people at the black market. But that is OK. Besides black peoples feet are pink on the bottom. Their bare hands are pink as well. Somehow, the bear hands they sold to me were brown. Wow that was lame. But i bet you laughed. If you didn't, I hope 2012 is a bad year for you. NOW LAUGH DAMN YOU!
On the way out I devised a plan on how to understand and preach the end of the world without drawing attention to myself. But while I pondered, I stepped on a cockroach.
How brutal is that. No! I didn't step on it. It was just dead and ants were sending him to his grave. Look at that, thats freaking \m/metal\m/ right there.
Yeah, anyway. The only logical solution was to make ANOTHER blog!
This new blog will cover all aspects of humanity, my theory of the end of the world, and discussions of the universe. Anyone who wishes to be a contributer to that blog please let me know, so I can sign you up. I AM NOT CRAZY!
But don't worry, the "authorities" don't know how to find this new blog. Because it's painted green. And the "authorities" are color blind! They claim to be at least. They said they do not see color. I hope they didn't mean that they weren't racists! Because thats a lie. I got violated and did things i am not proud of in that prison. I had to entertain the guards by singing and dancing that old milkshake song by Kelis. It was embarrassing.
So when I got back home. I reset my drums!
AN ALL NEW SETUP!
It looks rickety. i mean look at that. Dual right handed floor toms.
Left handed floor tom. Crash being substituted as a ride. But it really worked out ok.
My double pedals didn't agree though. So I have to recalibrate, adjust and reposition them tomorrow.
P.S. All that red duct tape is not to fix anything. Its just there to reduce resonance. You will understand if you play drums. I think....
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